She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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