Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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