I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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