If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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