Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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