I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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