Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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