she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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