How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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