kristin has been a bad kristin
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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