The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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