the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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