is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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