That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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