P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Don't tell me you're on acid again
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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