Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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