Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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