O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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