You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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