So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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