It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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