Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
