it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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