we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
