Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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