fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
