they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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