I have demons in me.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
bring money and cleavage
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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