Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Randomize
