And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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