I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
