i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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