I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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