Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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