I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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