I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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