3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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