Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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