Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Come see our sink grown plant.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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