She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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