Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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