I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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