On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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