We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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