suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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