My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Vodka?
Forever.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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