Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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