My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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