Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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