i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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