He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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