well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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