her vagine was all disorganized.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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