when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.